If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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