my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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