Heybabeimwearingurpanties
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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