She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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