do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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