i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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