grinding to god bless the USA? really?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway