I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
My vagina just clenched in fear
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