So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero