Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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