I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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