She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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