there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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