Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
