Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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