Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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