gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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