Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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