I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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