Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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