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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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