We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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