My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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