I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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