If i come over, it means nothing
She said her name was "party"
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just want to make out with him forever
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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