Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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