Christians are straight up FREAKS
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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