didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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