Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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