Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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