I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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