I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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