don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
you never un-have a 4some
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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