I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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