taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
What drink are we having for lunch?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
