Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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