My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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