She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
NoShamevember. You game?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
