We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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