i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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