Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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