i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
