Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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