ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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