I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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