I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just pee around me
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
