In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
even my farts smell like vagina
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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