He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
well you can't waste a boner
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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