I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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