I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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