Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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