I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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