I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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