Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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