Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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