No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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