ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
My vagina is officially offended.
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Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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