How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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