I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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