he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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