i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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