It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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